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@Karlston  For those in doubt, pronounced....WOOSTERSHIRE sauce.:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

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It is horrible if the lights  are off!. You never know which way goes.

3 hours ago, Karlston said:

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It is horrible if the lights  are off!. You never know which way goes.

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@Karlston I've got one of them!!!:w00t::w00t::w00t:

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Usual funkyy error. My comment is for the post above this one .lol
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12 minutes ago, funkyy said:

I've got one of them!!!:w00t::w00t::w00t:

If you mean the 'older and crankier' post, it's been nice knowing you. :P

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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.

 

I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work.

 

She hung up on me.

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Me: "What do you want for valentines day?"
Wife: "Give me a ring that's enough."
Me: "From a landline or mobile?"

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Optimist: the glass is ½ full


Pessimist: the glass is ½ empty


Excel: the glass is 1st of Feb

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Did you know a ham sandwich is better than complete happiness?


1. Nothing is better than complete happiness.

 

2. A ham sandwich is better than nothing.

 

Therefore ...

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1. You can't see your ears without a mirror
2. You can't count your hair
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out
4. You just tried #3
6. When you did #3, you realized it is possible, only you look like a dog.
7. You are smiling right now because you were fooled
8. You skipped #5
9. You just checked to see if there is a #5

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