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My wife came home and told me there was water in the carburetor.
I was rather surprised to say the least, so I went out to look at it.

OK, where is the car I ask, as it wasn't in the garage.

Then she said, it is in the pool.

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Some people say that Microsoft Excel is deeply flawed, but not me. I rate it October 10th

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There was a programmer who worked on the Y2K issues, but unfortunately died not long after. He had done quite well as a contract programmer and could therefore afford to have his body cryogenically frozen.

 

He wakes up to see a crowd of faces peering at him through glittering visors. "How do you feel?"

 

"Fine. Does this mean you've found a cure for my illness?"

 

"Oh yes, that was easy, sorted centuries ago."

 

"What do you mean centuries ago?"

 

"Well, we never really got a lid on the population so there was no enthusiasm for waking the frozen bodies."

 

"Well then, why now? What date is it? Why me?"

 

"We need you. It's the year 9999 and your CV says you know COBOL!"

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