ducky88 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 A TOUCHING CHRISTMAS STORY A couple were Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do. She used her cell phone to call her husband to ask him where he was because she was so upset. The husband, in a calm voice said, "Honey remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?" His wife said, crying, "Yes I remember that jewelry store." He said, "Well I'm in the bar next to it so come and get me when you’re done shopping." Karlston, lurch234, funkyy and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lurch234 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 One day some Hare Krishna tried to crash a party at the PlayBoy Mansion! They were quickly turned away though because: "Only Hugh can prevent florist friars..." ducky88 and funkyy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lurch234 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 1 hour ago, Karlston said: Spoiler Or, My dead mother-in-law keeps telling me my cooking sucks... funkyy and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lurch234 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 Which is it!? ducky88, Karlston and funkyy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ducky88 Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes: She says “I want my husband to have eyes only for me. I want to be the only one in his life. I want him to sleep always by my side. I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.” The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone… TrojanK, sandman117, funkyy and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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