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I got stopped by the cops last night and the copper asked if I'd been drinking.
"Don't be daft" I replied, "I can't afford alcohol AND petrol!!"
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A man walks in a restaurant for breakfast. The only place left was with a man reading his newspaper with a bowl of warm oatmeal in front of him.

 

The wait being so long and the man not wanting to run late decided to gobble up the oatmeal since his neighbor seemed not to bother with it.

 

Getting to the end he comes upon a big green dead housefly. The man cannot help himself and pukes in the bowl!

 

The man who was reading the newspaper looks up at his neighbor and says, "Seen the fly, have you?"

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I'm looking for some people who are willing to brush their teeth with me...

 

...because 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone isn't enough to prevent cavities.

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An island chief was visiting a neighbouring island's chief.

 

It was protocol that the visiting chief could ask for any gift he chose.

 

The island chief knew that the visiting island chief coveted his throne carved out of stone so he hid the throne in the top bamboo rafters of his grass hut.

 

As he was greeting the visiting chief the throne fell through the rafters of his grass hut and killed the island chief stone dead.

 

Which just goes to prove that .... people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

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On 12/7/2024 at 1:34 PM, Karlston said:

people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

 

Oh, good grief!

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