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Bugs Bunny won't accept files from Google Drive...

 

...he'll only accept a WhatsApp doc.

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I told my wife, "Did you know Old McDonald's farm has been taken over by ChatGPT?"

 

Wife: AI?

 

Me: AI.

 

Wife: Oh.

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Did you hear about the newly married couple who mistook silicone sealant for bedroom lubricant?

 

Spoiler

All their windows fell out

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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

 

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

 

Specialises in debugging.

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Why did the idiot put tomato juice in his gas tank?

 

He was told the car had a V8...

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That joke reminded me, for whatever reason lol, of this I had stashed away:  VWsjPXA.gif

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With all the efforts Italy and Spain are putting in fighting piracy, I just couldn't ignore the irony of this Spanish movie:

 

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