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lurch234

Did you here the one about the constipated accountant?

 

He couldn't budget so he worked it out with a pencil...

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You have two cows:

 

  • Socialism: If you have two cows, the Government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
  • Communism: If you have two cows, Government takes both and then gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk to the Government; then the government sells you some milk.
  • Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.
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At dinner, my girlfriend suddenly told me, “It’s over between us”.

 

Me: Why?

 

Her: For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes.

 

Me: I see. And for the main course?

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“Sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere!”

 

“Well, it got me into the Sarcasm World Championship in Tokyo, 1998.”


“Wow, really?”


“No.”

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Spoiler

Sharon is the 6 who invites the other 3.1415,,,number to go first. That number is Pi and is an irrational number meaning that it has infinite decimal places. She'll have to wait for a very long time for it to pass.

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@Karlston O.K. I give in, I don't get it...been staring at it for days...put me out of my misery please!!:w00t::w00t::w00t:

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30 minutes ago, funkyy said:

O.K. I give in, I don't get it...been staring at it for days...put me out of my misery please!!:w00t::w00t::w00t:

 

If you mean the "A decision Sharon came to regret" one, I've added an explanatory spoiler.

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@Karlston My mistake was that I thought the 3 was Sharon and that the 6 was a guy being polite lol.

                     No wonder I didn't get it.

                      P.S. I remember PI from high school maths but it didn't click with me lol.:dance::dance::dance:

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Shitterton /ˈʃɪtətən/ is a hamlet in Bere Regis, Dorset, England

 

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I bought a book called How to Hug.

 

It was only later I discovered it was volume 12 of an encyclopaedia.

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