lurch234 Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 Did you here the one about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget so he worked it out with a pencil... Karlston, funkyy and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 You have two cows: Socialism: If you have two cows, the Government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. Communism: If you have two cows, Government takes both and then gives you some milk. Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk to the Government; then the government sells you some milk. Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull. Karlston, funkyy and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted October 13 Share Posted October 13 At dinner, my girlfriend suddenly told me, “It’s over between us”. Me: Why? Her: For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes. Me: I see. And for the main course? funkyy, sandman117, ducky88 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted Monday at 06:04 PM Share Posted Monday at 06:04 PM “Sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere!” “Well, it got me into the Sarcasm World Championship in Tokyo, 1998.” “Wow, really?” “No.” ducky88 and funkyy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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