lurch234 Posted October 8, 2024 Share Posted October 8, 2024 Did you here the one about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget so he worked it out with a pencil... funkyy, ducky88 and Karlston 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted October 8, 2024 Share Posted October 8, 2024 You have two cows: Socialism: If you have two cows, the Government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. Communism: If you have two cows, Government takes both and then gives you some milk. Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk to the Government; then the government sells you some milk. Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull. ducky88, funkyy and Karlston 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted October 13, 2024 Share Posted October 13, 2024 At dinner, my girlfriend suddenly told me, “It’s over between us”. Me: Why? Her: For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes. Me: I see. And for the main course? funkyy, ducky88, lurch234 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted October 14, 2024 Share Posted October 14, 2024 “Sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere!” “Well, it got me into the Sarcasm World Championship in Tokyo, 1998.” “Wow, really?” “No.” ducky88 and funkyy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted October 15, 2024 Share Posted October 15, 2024 Tzcon, lurch234 and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted October 18, 2024 Share Posted October 18, 2024 Spoiler Sharon is the 6 who invites the other 3.1415,,,number to go first. That number is Pi and is an irrational number meaning that it has infinite decimal places. She'll have to wait for a very long time for it to pass. Tzcon, ducky88 and sandman117 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted October 20, 2024 Share Posted October 20, 2024 Tzcon, funkyy, ducky88 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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funkyy Posted October 20, 2024 Share Posted October 20, 2024 @Karlston O.K. I give in, I don't get it...been staring at it for days...put me out of my misery please!! Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted October 20, 2024 Share Posted October 20, 2024 30 minutes ago, funkyy said: O.K. I give in, I don't get it...been staring at it for days...put me out of my misery please!! If you mean the "A decision Sharon came to regret" one, I've added an explanatory spoiler. funkyy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyy Posted October 20, 2024 Share Posted October 20, 2024 @Karlston My mistake was that I thought the 3 was Sharon and that the 6 was a guy being polite lol. No wonder I didn't get it. P.S. I remember PI from high school maths but it didn't click with me lol. Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted October 21, 2024 Share Posted October 21, 2024 Quote Shitterton /ˈʃɪtətən/ is a hamlet in Bere Regis, Dorset, England ducky88, funkyy and Karlston 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted October 22, 2024 Share Posted October 22, 2024 I bought a book called How to Hug. It was only later I discovered it was volume 12 of an encyclopaedia. lurch234, funkyy and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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