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andy2004

subscription.. something you pay for.. like Netflix,, paid monthly.. yearly.. antivirus.. internet.. monthly..

or a SUBscription to a magazine.. like i used to for PC GAMER..


Ah.. sorry misread it.. see what happens when coming from X to here.

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@andy2004 No problem...to err is human, to forgive is divine.:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

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Karlston

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lurch234

Every Christmas we have pigs in a blanket. Or as you would call them, relatives sleeping in the spare room...

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lurch234

America 1920. The ratification of the 19th Amendment to the United States Constitution gives women the right to vote.

 

Two friends, Joan and Betty, are celebrating the fact that men only won't decide the future of the country.

 

"Who are you going to vote for?" asks Betty to Joan.

 

"I don't know" replies Joan. "I think I'll ask my husband..."

 

 

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Two babies are laying in the nursery
One says: I'm a boy.
The other one asks: How do you know?
1st one replies: When the nurse leaves, I will show you.
The nurse leaves shortly and the baby lifts up his blanket and says:

See, I have blue socks on.

 

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lurch234

I didn't know what to give to my father for his birthday. So I offered him $100 and said to buy something that will make his life easier.

 

He went out and bought a gift for my mom...

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lurch234

Your Mamma is so fat, her idea of a good time is going to the Mall and burn out the escalators!

 

Your Mamma is so fat, she uprooted two trees while trying the hammock!

 

Your Mamma is so fat, the last time she came to visit she gave you a throw rug. Uh...no. She stepped on the cat!

 

-Phyllis Diller-

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