Karlston Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 ducky88, funkyy and aum 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 Joe and Bob were childhood friends. And enjoying baseball together with a passion on to their ripe old days. Always buying the season tickets of their local team. Until one day Joe died. A few weeks later late at night Joe appears to a startled Bob. "Hiya Bob! How's things?" "Joe!? is that you? Where are you?" "Up in Heaven.What do you think?" replies Joe. "That's great! Is there Baseball up there?" asks Bob" "Funny you should ask. It's a good/bad news thing" says Joe. "Good news is there is Baseball in Heaven. Bad news is you're first at bat next Tuesday..." aum, ducky88 and Karlston 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akaneharuka Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 Update windows 10 to 11, And I thought Windows 11 update a lot 🙂 uh ! Maybe I should try it's Video player then try to open it with Windows 11 default video app, This screen shot appear ! You much pay 120￥to download video codec (MKV) ! because our app don't have it.😅 After that I reinstall windows 10 again. funkyy, Karlston and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 Akaneharuka, ducky88, funkyy and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducky88 Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth snake with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth. I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog. A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs…!! funkyy, lurch234, aum and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Professor (in naval engineering class): What's a dry dock? Student: A physician who won't give out prescriptions. Karlston, funkyy and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose! lurch234, funkyy and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 ducky88 and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 funkyy, Karlston and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 ducky88 and funkyy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 funkyy, ducky88 and TrojanK 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 funkyy and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 ducky88, TrojanK and funkyy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Karlston, ducky88, funkyy and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 ducky88 and funkyy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 TrojanK and funkyy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Hair salon advertisement aum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 In other words, watching your mother-in-law fall off a cliff but while driving your new sports car... Karlston and TrojanK 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducky88 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 Don't you hate it when people accuse you of lolly gagging when you are quite clearly dilly dallying. aum and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akaneharuka Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 ducky88, ultrahub and Karlston 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 Guess the place aum, lurch234 and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 Whats the best gift to give someone? A broken Drum. Nobody can beat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 Talk about writing skills: Lawyers are the only people who can write a 10,000-word document and call it a "brief"! ducky88 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 One day a man called the church office and said, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?" The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, "I'm sorry, who? The caller repeated, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?" She said, "Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as 'Pastor,' or 'Brother,' but I prefer that you not refer to him as the 'head hog at the trough'!" To this, the man replied, "Well, I was planning on giving $100,000 to the church building fund ." To this, the secretary quickly responded, "Hang on, I think the big fat pig just walked in!" ultrahub 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it.” The teacher answered quickly, “That would be the Titanic.” St. Peter let her through the gate.St. Peter turned to the garbage man and figuring heaven didn’t really need all the odors this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: “How many people died on the ship?” But the trash man had just seen the movie, too, and he answered, “about 1,500.” “That’s right! You may enter,” said Peter.Then St. Peter turned to the lawyer and said, “Name them.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.