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Sometimes , someone unexpected comes into your life from out of nowhere......

 

They makes your heart race and changes you forever .....

 

They are called copper's !!

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Two guys were doing construction on a house. One of them who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, and then either toss it over his shoulder or nail it into the siding.

 

The other guy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

 

The first guy explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed towards me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it into the siding."

 

The second guy was outraged. He yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed towards you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

 

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that old black magic

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The preacher's 5-year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why.


"Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages, "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon."


"How come He doesn't answer it?" she asked.

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21 hours ago, Karlston said:

that old black magic

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You've goat to be joking.:D:D:D

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Help Wanted in my local paper. Time travelers unite!

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Why did the GPT chatbot never feel blue on Mondays?

 

Because it always started the week with a byte of humor and a gigglebit of fun!

 

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One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note.

 

Their mother asked them where they got all that money from.

“Well, we were standing outside the brothel when a guy left,” said the 12-year-old.

“We told him that we knew where he had been, so he asked us not to reveal anything and gave us 20 euros.”

“Then we followed the man,” said the other boy, “and when he came to his house we told him that now we also knew where he lived. Then he gave us another 50 euros and begged us to keep quiet.”

“That’s truly awful behavior,” the mother replied.

“You really should be ashamed of yourselves and feel sorry for the man. Off you go to confession in the church.”

 

The boys did what they were told and went to the Church, to confess and atone before the priest.

 

After a while they came back with 100 euros, because now they also knew where the man worked!

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Ever notice that single-serve cheese slices are the same size as Post-It Notes?

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