Karlston Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 And I always thought planes are factory made ducky88, funkyy and aum 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 Amphibious parking rules funkyy, ducky88 and aum 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient. "I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said. "Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked. "No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette." ducky88 and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 I bought this make up holder from a thrift store. My name is not Hannah. I asked my husband if he could get creative and cut out new vinyl or somehow cover up the name. This was his million dollar idea. aum, funkyy and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debebee Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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debebee Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Measure Twice, Cut Once Karlston and funkyy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table but the man stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead. The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man: “Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table.” The man replied: “Naah, She just arrived at the restaurant!” Karlston, ducky88 and funkyy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Rocky Meowarciano ducky88 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 The topic for my third-grade class was genetics. Smiling broadly, I pointed to my dimples and asked, “What trait do you think I passed on to my children?” One student called out, “Wrinkles!” Karlston and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. I assume, she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?" There is, he replied, "Breakfast." ducky88 and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 I don’t understand the hate lazy people get. They didn’t do anything. ducky88 and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best. One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?" No, she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous." ducky88 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 I’m writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It’s only a draft at the moment. ducky88 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 A girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture. I told her I’m just looking for a match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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