aum Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’ The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.’ The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment, ‘ Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.’ The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish! So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof... The husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female! ducky88, funkyy and Karlston 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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debebee Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 (edited) GOLDILOCKS AND THE 3 BEARS NEEDLE IN THE HAYSTACK Edited March 19, 2023 by debebee ducky88 and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducky88 Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing nobody around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing next to him couldn't help but notice the large bulge. "What's that?" she asked, pointing at his shorts. "Tennis ball," came the breathless reply. "Oh my gosh," said the girl sympathetically... ,that must be very painful . . . . I had tennis elbow once!" Karlston and lurch234 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 The first woman was elected U.S. president. She called her mom to make sure she was coming to the inauguration. "I don’t know, dear. What would I wear?” "Don’t worry, Mom. I’ll send a designer to help you.” "But you know I need special foods for my diet.” "Mom, I’m going to the president. I can get you the food you need.” "But how will I get there?” "I’ll send a limo, Mom. Just come!” "OK, OK, if it makes you happy.” The great day came, and Mama was seated with the future cabinet members. She nudged the man on her right. “See that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible? Her brother’s a doctor!” ducky88 and funkyy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls. debebee and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 An old fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat that you show on page 428, and if it's any good, I'll send you a check." In a short time, he received the following reply: "Please send check. If it's any good, we'll send the engine." funkyy and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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