aum Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 ducky88, Karlston and funkyy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 3AM Selfie During Guys Night Out ducky88, funkyy, Disco Bob and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pc71520 Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 Why don't they play Poker in the Jungle? Because, there are too many...Cheetahs... Karlston, ducky88 and Disco Bob 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 I said to my wife: "When I die I'd like to die having sex." She replied: “At least it’ll be quick.” lurch234, ducky88, TrojanK and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 Every xmas I give my kids a personalised card. This year I decided to mess with them. aum, ducky88, pc71520 and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducky88 Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because they would sneeze in pepperwater. aum, pc71520 and Karlston 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc71520 Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 A Programmer's Wife says: "Run to the Store, and pick up a Loaf of Bread. If they have Eggs, get a Dozen." The Programmer comes home with 12 Loaves of Bread... Karlston and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. "Your mother ate us out of house and home." lurch234, pc71520, ducky88 and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 Artist: "This is my very latest painting. I call it 'Builders at Work'. It's very realistic." Friend: "But they really aren't at work." Artist: "Of course, that's the realism." lurch234, ducky88 and Karlston 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 My husband will NEVER guess what I got him for Christmas ducky88, funkyy and aum 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pc71520 Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 A Photon is going through Airport Security. The TSA Agent asks: "Do you have any Luggage?" The Photon says, "No, I'm Traveling Light..." Karlston and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 A man received two sweaters for Hanukkah from his mother. The next time he visited her, he made sure to wear one of the two sweaters. As he entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, "What's the matter? You didn't like the other one?" Karlston and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 There is an old story about the data center of the future. This data center runs 24/7 with only a man and a dog. The man's job is to feed the dog. The dog's job is to make sure the man does not touch the computer. Karlston and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 Me: "I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes." Friend: "How?" Me: "I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven." lurch234, Disco Bob, Karlston and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 ducky88, TrojanK, funkyy and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Bob Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 Sometimes when you cry nobody see's your tears Then when your happy nobody see's your smile Though fart just once ! 🤣 Karlston, funkyy, ducky88 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducky88 Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 I don't like political jokes. I've seen too many get elected! aum, pc71520, Disco Bob and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc71520 Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up... ducky88, Karlston, Disco Bob and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 Disco Bob, funkyy, TrojanK and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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