aum Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Roger, Again he is ready for more ‘action’. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it – Roger is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more ‘action’. And, once more they enjoy each other. But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.’ Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: ‘You mean I was here already?’ Karlston, ducky88 and funkyy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science, mathematics, and formatting Reddit comments so they get the most upvotes. One day, the Chief’s wife gives birth to a white child! The word spreads, and the entire tribe is in shock. The chief pulls the professor aside and says. “Look, you’re the only white man we’ve ever seen around here, and this woman just gave birth to a white child. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened!” The professor replied. “No, Chief. You’re mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion.” The chief was silent for a moment, then said. “Tell you what. You don’t say anything more about that sheep and I won’t say anything more about that white child.” Karlston and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 ducky88 and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Finally found it ducky88, TrojanK and aum 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc71520 Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 A Blonde walks into a bar that has a sign marked: "For Men Only". "I'm sorry, ma'am," says the Bartender. "We only serve men in this place." "That's OK," says the Blonde. "I'll take two of them..." ducky88, Karlston, lurch234 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 And you complain about my barking? aum, TrojanK, ducky88 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducky88 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Q: What has 4 wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck. aum, pc71520, Karlston and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc71520 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the Doughnut factory? She was fed up with the Hole business. Karlston, ducky88 and TrojanK 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do like, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Karlston, ducky88, TrojanK and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?" Karlston, pc71520, ducky88 and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 (Read in a comment section, this user comment:) "Next trailer will suggest that the Royal Family released Covid." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 I photoshop animals into things as a hobby. Here's a Pineappowl. ducky88, pc71520, aum and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pc71520 Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 What do you call a Bee that comes from America? USB ducky88, Disco Bob, aum and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said. Adam looked at The Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a pe*is. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time." Karlston, ducky88 and pc71520 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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