Rainmaker Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 // R Karlston, Homer Simpsom, funkyy and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 I am utterly surprised that this hasn't been vandalized already ducky88, aum and funkyy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyy Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 Err, Denis?, Renis?....I didn't get it at first. aum and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 1 hour ago, funkyy said: Err, Denis?, Renis?....I didn't get it at first. Yep, it was a hard difficult one alright... funkyy and aum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 Pool mitosis lurch234, aum and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 Sharing is fun, except ... aum, funkyy, lurch234 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy2004 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 22 hours ago, Karlston said: Yep, it was a hard difficult one alright... first thought when i saw the caption and say enis.. add a P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 52 minutes ago, andy2004 said: first thought when i saw the caption and say enis.. add a P enisP? aum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducky88 Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 A negative person sees the glass of water half empty. A positive person sees it half full. A realistic person adds two shots of whiskey, Two cubes of ice and says “CHEERS” TrojanK, Karlston, lurch234 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 Watching some old Merry Melodies cartoons. This is an excerpt from Wagon Heels featuring Porky Pig (1945). It's "Injun Joe's" arrival. Hope no one gets offended. I just laughed myself silly... Karlston, ducky88, JimmyQ and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?” He said, “Sorry, no time.” ducky88, Karlston and ultrahub 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!” Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, “Esther, did we pay our $5,000 PBS pledge check yet?” “No, sweetheart,” she responds. Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, “Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?” “Oh, no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the check,” she says. “One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and MasterCard this month?” he asks. “Oh, forgive me, Abie,” begged Esther. “I didn’t send that one, either.” Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Esther pulls away and asks him, “What was that for?” Abe answers, “They’ll find us!” ducky88 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 I wasn’t convinced until now…. we are definitely in a simulation. Today I randomly swam past my Doppelseäner at the Flamingo pool in Vegas. funkyy, aum and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 The Play Store's suggestion for me today funkyy, aum, ducky88 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?" Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. "Very good Sally," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up his/her hands. "See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra. "Very good Billy," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized the animal. "See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?" Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's something your mother calls your father." Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a horny bastard." ducky88, TrojanK, Karlston and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!" He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before. When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said, "That was the best, honey. You've never moved like that before, you didn't hurt yourself did you?" His wife replies, "No, no. I'll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my ass." ducky88 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 funkyy, lurch234, Karlston and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 TrojanK, Karlston and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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