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I’m selling my spaceship. It has 1,680,000 original miles, non smoker, small dent near rocket booster, new tires. No low offers, I know what I got!

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3 Texas surgeons talk on the golf course. Says one: "I am the best surgeon in Texas! A concert pianist lost 6 fingers in an accident. I sewed her up again and tomorrow she will give a private concert to the Queen. "

The second says: "That's nothing! A young man lost both legs and one arm in an accident. I sewed him up again and two years later he won the gold medal at the Olympic Games. "

The third one says: "You are amateurs! A few years ago, a cowboy rode stoned and drunk head-on into a train. All that was left was the cowboy's ass and the horse's blond mane. I operated on him and today he is 'still for a few weeks' President of the United States of America."

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