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Dce3480 Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 24! Blocks Down! @a SeVeN 11.. polinom00 and PLASMA 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polinom00 Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 This LOTR tattoo Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dce3480 Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Now Comic Strip Woman! frankl1n and Karlston 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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frankl1n Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 On 9/13/2019 at 8:25 PM, Dce3480 said: Now Comic Strip Woman! he got a promotion then, well deserved too I might add. 2 minutes ago, polinom00 said: with 4 kids I imagine will be looking for someone to fill that position for quite some time! lol Abacaxi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times." Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?" Man: "What sins?" Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?" Man: "I'm Jewish." Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?" Man: "I'm 92 years old... I'm telling everybody!" Pequi and Abacaxi 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by. Then he spoke: "Bill, you take the Beverly Hills houses. "Mary, you take the offices in the Center Center. "Debra, the apartments over the L.A. Plaza are yours. "To my dear wife, take all the residential buildings near downtown." The nurse was really impressed. She said, "Your husband must have been quite a man, amassing so much property to leave to all of you." And the wife responded, "What property? ... the schmuck had a paper route! !" Karlston, Abacaxi and Pequi 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 polinom00, BioHazard and Abacaxi 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacaxi Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 (edited) I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. Edited September 15, 2019 by Abacaxi polinom00, Karlston and Pequi 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dce3480 Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Nobody ever said Show me the Hi & Lois DiD They Karlston and Abacaxi 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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polinom00 Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 No cable, no cry! TrojanK, Abacaxi, syd5237 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacaxi Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 (edited) “Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you?” asks a doctor his patient. “Yes, just like you said, doc.” “And is the bronchitis gone now?” “Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.” Edited September 16, 2019 by Abacaxi syd5237, Pequi, aum and 3 others 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacaxi Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 My wife crashed the car again today. She told the police the man she hit with was on his phone and drinking a beer. The police said the man can do whatever he wants in his own living room. leapinlizards, Karlston, aum and 3 others 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Abacaxi Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 “My wife suffers from a drinking problem.” - “Oh is she an alcoholic?” - “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.” Radpop, TrojanK, aum and 2 others 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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