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6 hours ago, aum said:

"Of course, dear," he replied. "I just want to make sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you."

 

That reminded me of some of the sarcastic comments we'd make when someone with an awful voice sings...

 

Can you sing tenor? Tenor twenty miles away!

 

Can you sing solo? Solo we can't hear you!

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One of my favourite Dilbert strips...

 

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A young woman gazed up from her hospital bed at the very handsome doctor who was examining her chart. She fluttered her eyelids and said, "They tell me that you are a real lady killer."


The doctor smiled and shook his head. "No, I make no distinction between the sexes."

 

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