Karlston Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Remember; Save business cards from people you don't like. Then if you are ever driving and hit a parked car, simply write sorry on the back of said business card and leave it on the windscreen. funkyy, ducky88, sandman117 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 TrojanK, funkyy and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 I asked an old man, "Even after 60 years of being married, how can you still call your wife 'Honey', 'Darling' and 'Sweetheart'?" He replied, "Well I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her!" ducky88, vitorio and funkyy 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyy Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 @Karlston Ah, the old ones are the best....or so my wife keeps telling me. Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 funkyy, ducky88, TrojanK and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten coins last night? Nurse: No change yet. ducky88, funkyy, TrojanK and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielson Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Man hops into the elevator. The blonde greats him, exclaiming "T.G.I.F."! To which he responds "S.H.I.T."! Unsure she heard right, she repeated "T.G.I.F."! To which he responded again "S.H.I.T."! Adding, Sorry Honey, Its Thursday! funkyy and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 A bloke and his missus have just climbed into bed, when the front doorbell rings. "Go and see who it is" his missus says. Reluctantly, he gets out of bed and heads downstairs to see who is there. Cautiously, he opens the door to see a man standing there. "What do you want" he asks. "I was wondering if you could give me a push" the stranger says. "What? No, piss off" he says and shuts the door, heads back up stairs and crawls back under the sheets. "Well who was it?" asks his missus. "Some bloke asking for a push, I told him to nick off" "Don't be a sod, go and help him. Remember that time we got broke down in the middle of nowhere and that kind farmer helped us get it fixed? Imagine if he'd said nick off" she chastised him. Knowing he'd get no peace, the bloke climbs out of bed, puts his slippers on and dressing gown on and heads back downstairs. He opens the front door and wanders out to the verge, looking up and down the road for the stranger, but doesn't see him. He yells out "hey, do you still need a push?" and hears a faint reply "yes please!" "Where are you?" he yells back. "Over here on the swings" funkyy and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 ducky88 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vitorio Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 (edited) On 4/25/2025 at 1:58 PM, Karlston said: Neighbors, neighbors, neighbors!!! Not neighbor, neighbor, neighbor. 🖕 Edited April 30 by vitorio Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorio Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 “However, Robert Frost's poem also explores the idea that the wall itself may not be the source of good neighborly relationships, and that communication and understanding are also necessary. “ funkyy and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 There was a snail that won the lottery first prize. The first thing the snail did was buy a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow and had a big 'S' (for Snail) painted on the side of its front doors. The snail drove the car down the highway. 60 km/h, then 100 km/h, then 150 km/h. The snail went flying past a parked police car. One policeman in the car turned to the other policeman and said .... "Look at that S car go!" funkyy and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 funkyy and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 Can relate to this. Might need my IDE, PS/2 and SCSI cables, gotta keep 'em ducky88 and funkyy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyy Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 @Karlston Can relate to this, might need my wife....gotta keep her😍😍 Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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