Karlston Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Remember; Save business cards from people you don't like. Then if you are ever driving and hit a parked car, simply write sorry on the back of said business card and leave it on the windscreen. funkyy, sandman117, ducky88 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 TrojanK, funkyy and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 I asked an old man, "Even after 60 years of being married, how can you still call your wife 'Honey', 'Darling' and 'Sweetheart'?" He replied, "Well I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her!" funkyy, ducky88 and vitorio 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyy Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 @Karlston Ah, the old ones are the best....or so my wife keeps telling me. Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 vitorio, danielson and ducky88 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 funkyy, TrojanK, ducky88 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten coins last night? Nurse: No change yet. phen0men4, ducky88, Tzcon and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielson Posted Monday at 12:58 PM Share Posted Monday at 12:58 PM Man hops into the elevator. The blonde greats him, exclaiming "T.G.I.F."! To which he responds "S.H.I.T."! Unsure she heard right, she repeated "T.G.I.F."! To which he responded again "S.H.I.T."! Adding, Sorry Honey, Its Thursday! funkyy and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted Monday at 07:49 PM Share Posted Monday at 07:49 PM A bloke and his missus have just climbed into bed, when the front doorbell rings. "Go and see who it is" his missus says. Reluctantly, he gets out of bed and heads downstairs to see who is there. Cautiously, he opens the door to see a man standing there. "What do you want" he asks. "I was wondering if you could give me a push" the stranger says. "What? No, piss off" he says and shuts the door, heads back up stairs and crawls back under the sheets. "Well who was it?" asks his missus. "Some bloke asking for a push, I told him to nick off" "Don't be a sod, go and help him. Remember that time we got broke down in the middle of nowhere and that kind farmer helped us get it fixed? Imagine if he'd said nick off" she chastised him. Knowing he'd get no peace, the bloke climbs out of bed, puts his slippers on and dressing gown on and heads back downstairs. He opens the front door and wanders out to the verge, looking up and down the road for the stranger, but doesn't see him. He yells out "hey, do you still need a push?" and hears a faint reply "yes please!" "Where are you?" he yells back. "Over here on the swings" ducky88 and funkyy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted Tuesday at 06:11 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 06:11 PM ducky88 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted Thursday at 06:23 PM Share Posted Thursday at 06:23 PM ducky88 and phen0men4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vitorio Posted 15 hours ago Share Posted 15 hours ago (edited) 4 hours ago, Karlston said: Neighbors, neighbors, neighbors!!! Not neighbor, neighbor, neighbor. 🖕🦿 Edited 15 hours ago by vitorio Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorio Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago “However, Robert Frost's poem also explores the idea that the wall itself may not be the source of good neighborly relationships, and that communication and understanding are also necessary. “ Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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