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rudrax

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Remember;

 

Save business cards from people you don't like. 

 

Then if you are ever driving and hit a parked car, simply write sorry on the back of said business card and leave it on the windscreen.

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I asked an old man, "Even after 60 years of being married, how can you still call your wife 'Honey', 'Darling' and 'Sweetheart'?"

 

He replied, "Well I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her!"

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