Karlston Posted December 9, 2024 Share Posted December 9, 2024 On 12/9/2024 at 12:09 AM, lurch234 said: Oh, good grief! Expand Nice Charlie Brown impersonation. Where would humour be without puns? lurch234 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted December 9, 2024 Share Posted December 9, 2024 @lurch234 just for you In the deepest jungle the local plumber, a hyena, is trying to repair Mrs Hippopotamus's hot water system. He needs a special tool to fix it, but it seems to have gone missing from his tool box. Believing that he's dropped it somewhere, he asks a passing elephant if he's seen it, because elephants have great memory and would remember seeing it. "Hi Mister Elephant, I may look like a hyena but I'm actually a plumber by trade and I've lost a tool, it's got four points on it and well have you seen it?" "No", booms the elephant, "I haven't, but check with the giraffe over there. He may have spotted it from that great height." So the hyena plumber approaches the giraffe... "Hi Mister Giraffe, I may look like a hyena but I'm actually a plumber by trade and I've lost a tool, it's got four points on it and well have you seen it?" "No", replies the giraffe, "I haven't, but ask the jaguar over there. He's quick and covers large areas of the jungle and may have seen it." The hyena plumber approaches the jaguar... "Hi Mister Jaguar, I may look like a hyena but I'm actually a plumber by trade and I've lost a tool, it's got four points on it and well have you seen it?" "Seen it? I've eaten it!" roars the jaguar. The hyena plumber is angry and demands to know why the jaguar ate his tool. The jaguar explains... Reveal hidden contents "Because I'm a four-point-tool-eater jaguar" lurch234, funkyy, andy2004 and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted December 9, 2024 Share Posted December 9, 2024 On 12/9/2024 at 2:35 AM, Karlston said: "Because I'm a four-point-tool-eater jaguar" Expand Now your just messing with me funkyy and Karlston 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lurch234 Posted December 9, 2024 Share Posted December 9, 2024 Okay. I was told this one at work today... What do female elephants use for a vibrator? Reveal hidden contents epileptic pygmies... funkyy and andy2004 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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