Zeus_Hunt Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive. Imagine if they did... HelpLine: General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?Customer: I got in my car and closed the door and nothing happened!HelpLine: Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?Customer: What's an ignition?HelpLine: It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine.Customer: Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all these technical terms just to use my car?HelpLine: General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?Customer: My car ran fine for a week and now it won't go anywhere!HelpLine: Is the gas tank empty?Customer: Huh? How do I know?HelpLine: There's a little gauge on the front panel with a needle and markings from 'E' to 'F'. Where is the needle pointing?Customer: It's pointing to 'E'. What does that mean?HelpLine: It means you have to visit a gasoline vendor and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself or pay the vendor to install it for you.Customer: What? I paid $12,000 for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!HelpLine: General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?Customer: Your cars suck!HelpLine: What's wrong?Customer: It crashed, that's what wrong!HelpLine: What were you doing?Customer: I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while and then it crashed and it won't start now!HelpLine: It's your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you expect us to do about it?Customer: I want you to send me one of the latest version that doesn't crash any more!HelpLine: General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?Customer: Hi, I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks.HelpLine: Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?Customer: How do I work it?HelpLine: Do you know how to drive?Customer: Do I know how to what?HelpLine: Do you know how to drive?Customer: I'm not a technical person. I just want to go places in my car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Lite Posted September 4, 2005 Administrator Share Posted September 4, 2005 Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted September 4, 2005 Author Share Posted September 4, 2005 Whenever I see Lite has posted under my post I wonder :blink: whether the post is still there or not :blink:(Un)Official Censor Dept of nsaneproductions B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Hahahahaha. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Lite Posted September 4, 2005 Administrator Share Posted September 4, 2005 I'm an admin, i get to make the choices i see fit :blink: . Live with it :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicano666 Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 :blink: I liked the last one, "I'm not a technical person..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomez Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 lol,The your car sucks.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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