Zeus_Hunt Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistandesert when he saw something far off in the distance.Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little oldJewish man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on it.The Arab asked, "My thirst is killing me. Do you have water?"The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? Theyare only $150. This one goes very nicely with your robes."The Arab shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water!""OK," said the old man, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy atie. I will show you that you have not offended me.If you walk over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find alovely restaurant.Go! Walk that way! The restaurant has all the water you need!"The Arab staggered away toward the hill and eventually disappeared. Fourhours later the Arab came crawling back to where the Jewish man was sittingat his table.The Jewish man said, "I told you, about two miles over that hill. Could younot find it?""I found it all right," rasped the Arab. "Your brother won't let me inwithout a tie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 lol :unsure: nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicano666 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Thats a Family buisness alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted September 1, 2005 Author Share Posted September 1, 2005 I was just thinking :unsure: if Sam will Snip it as I used Taliban and Jews in the joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SliverSamuel Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 now you should have never mentioned that :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Lite Posted September 1, 2005 Administrator Share Posted September 1, 2005 I was just thinking :) if Sam will Snip it as I used Taliban and Jews in the joke...Lites got more chance of doing that. :P But i think this ones ok, its not got a malicous intent :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Hehehehe. That's like in the movie Rat Race - The woman asks them if they want to buy a squirrel but they don't and they end up in a ditch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted September 3, 2005 Author Share Posted September 3, 2005 Lites got more chance of doing that. :( But i think this ones ok, its not got a malicous intent :(Its generally the way one takes it.... :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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