Administrator DKT27 Posted September 9, 2009 Administrator Share Posted September 9, 2009 Yea. Good one. Keep it up man. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Lite Posted September 9, 2009 Administrator Share Posted September 9, 2009 Thats not actually has daft as it might look.... i've actually heard people talking about downloading memory :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe Posted September 9, 2009 Author Share Posted September 9, 2009 Thats not actually has daft as it might look.... i've actually heard people talking about downloading memory :PI've seen people bringing Internet Explorer icon on a FLOPPY DISK to school and saying "I brought internet with me" :D :D :D 100% true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted September 9, 2009 Administrator Share Posted September 9, 2009 What a joke. Well true story. :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karachidude Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 lol :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manbotdbot Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Great jokes. Keep adding. The memory download's just too unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarre™ Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I haven't visited this thread for a long time.I can't stop :lmao:More Power :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe Posted September 17, 2009 Author Share Posted September 17, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe Posted September 18, 2009 Author Share Posted September 18, 2009 Skin Transplant SurgeryA married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.""My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.":DA Husband's Moment of RealizationA woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?""What dear?" She asked gently."I think you bring me bad luck." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 Pro and Con CongressIf con is the opposite of pro, who's surprised that Congress is the opposite of progress?A setback in Iraqi-American relationsSaddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the First button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face.Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well. "I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. They begin talking and Bush presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. George snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics."Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!"Dubya says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"Emotion PartyA lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. "Envy!" she says, and lets him in.A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in.Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear."Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm f**king dis-custard."The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q: Why is air a lot like sex?A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q: What's the speed limit of sex?A: Sixty-eight -- at 69, you have to turn around.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karachidude Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 lol :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted September 27, 2009 Administrator Share Posted September 27, 2009 Great one. Especially the saddam one. :tooth: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe Posted November 12, 2009 Author Share Posted November 12, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karachidude Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted November 14, 2009 Administrator Share Posted November 14, 2009 Good manpe. Keep it up. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe Posted November 27, 2009 Author Share Posted November 27, 2009 This video should at least make you smirk... :Dhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWdSFBKx_VQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe Posted January 15, 2010 Author Share Posted January 15, 2010 Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me (a funny video about boobs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted January 15, 2010 Administrator Share Posted January 15, 2010 :lol: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jalaffa Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Yes - I know :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted February 24, 2010 Administrator Share Posted February 24, 2010 Haha,You like to chase lazer beams jalaffa? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jalaffa Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I can't help myself :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted February 24, 2010 Administrator Share Posted February 24, 2010 Sunglasses may help you. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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