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The Mexican Delicacy


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A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in

Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking

platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the

smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called

Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A

delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one special serving per day

because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and

place your order, we will be sure to serve you such delicacies.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening

was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

He noticed that they were much smaller than the ones he ate the previous day.

Nonetheless, he thoroughly enjoyed them and asks the waiter for more.

"Sorry Senor, that's all we have..come back tomorrow." said the waiter.

"Yesterday..I had a good time. Today was even better.

Do you serve the smaller ones daily?"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Only when the bull wins,Senor"

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