stryker Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much? I only bought 5 items." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her" Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker. Don't trust Little Old Ladies!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrean Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! :spank:I was ready to cry dammit!!!!!!!!!!!! :pissed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Lite Posted April 3, 2012 Administrator Share Posted April 3, 2012 From this moment forward, i will push little old ladies into moving cars/ buses/ lorries/ trains.Who else is joining the revolution? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedy57 Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 From this moment forward, i will push little old ladies into moving cars/ buses/ lorries/ trains. Who else is joining the revolution? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calguyhunk Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 From this moment forward, i will push little old ladies into moving cars/ buses/ lorries/ trains."Into" and not "out of" ? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majithia23 Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 funny ... although i saw it coming ...! :P reminds me of this scene from the movie dumb and dumber , where Jim Carrey gets robbed by a Little Old Lady ..! too funny ... watch it guys ...! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesiPirate Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alanon Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Too funny!!! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tezza Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Administrator Lite Posted April 4, 2012 Administrator Share Posted April 4, 2012 From this moment forward, i will push little old ladies into moving cars/ buses/ lorries/ trains."Into" and not "out of" ? :PI wouldn't let an old lady into my car/ bus/ lorry/ train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrean Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah J Berman Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 pretty good joke, kinda sad though. wonder if this has happend before xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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