dock98 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and helpMe. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to getStarted.'Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all overThe table.He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns toHer and says,'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able toAssemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'He takes her hand asays, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have aNice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. . .. . 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box now.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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