Zeus_Hunt Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%andK-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%But,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsane Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 good one ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myidisbb Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 good one ^_^"Brown Nosing" gets you more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 As does "Phoning In Sick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest justice4all Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 As does "Phoning In Sick"<{POST_SNAPBACK}> :huh: many times.... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomez Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Hahaha :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tensegg Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 I always give my work 103% :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SliverSamuel Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 I'll always chill :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SacredCultivator Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Hahha now that is nice... Lol got to copy/paste this onto a Bulletin lol... And let my friends know that is WHY I get good grades.. Throguh BS'ing and AssKissing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 :D :blush: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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