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A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can

Be

The

MAN of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on,

you

need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.

You

will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished

eating my

meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are

going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that

I

want.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You

will

wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will

massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to

dress

me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The fuckin' funeral director would be my

first

guess."

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