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Christmas lap dances for the needy


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A Chicago strip club is offering free lap dances to customers who donate toys for poor children.

The Admiral Theatre will be running its Lap Dances for the Needy event until December 17.

Toys must be new and donors will only receive one lap dance per visit, regardless of how many toys they donate.

The Chicagoist reports that the annual campaign brought in "five car loads" of new toys last year, which were donated to local churches to donate as Christmas presents to needy children.

The theatre is staging Nude Pillow Fighting during the toy drive, in which strippers will compete for the 'Snow Bunny Queen' title.

charity lap dancing.... hmm... should be tax deductible ^_^

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I don't know why but I find this quite humorous. I keep wondering what the donators are thinking when they are getting their lap dances... :think:

"OMG, All this sexing is making me love children and toys!"

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I keep wondering what the donators are thinking when they are getting their lap dances... :think:

How about "I wonder what time Toys"R"Us close tonight?" or "What Cheap toy am I going to bring Tomorrow?" :P

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