Bolt_Gundam510 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 One for the ladies One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?''It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'He yelled back, 'University of Oklahoma.'And they say blondes are dumb...----------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...' ----------------------------------------------------------- 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. ----------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ----------------------------------------------------------- Dear Lord,I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - Q: Why do little boys whine?A: They are practicing to be men.----------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shought Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Hehe, i liked those too ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Like the last one :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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