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Serious stuff!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical

alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous

virus that is transmitted orally, by hand and even

electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload

Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from

your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via

any means whatsoever, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will

wipe out your private life completely. If you should

come into contact with WORK, you should immediately

leave the premises. Take two good friends to the

nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the

antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE)

and Bothersome Employer Elimination Re-booter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been

completely eliminated from your system.

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Now I have read this. quite a lot of times and I sure would b having the antidote today :)

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