beer Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 A MAN got more than he bargained for when a prostitute he ordered to his hotel room turned out to be his daughter. (Picture: AFP Source: Herald Sun)A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his daughter turned up at the door.Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his 20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building.According to the Zimbabwe News, Ncube ordered the prostitute as he was experiencing marital problems.“I am sorry for what I did,” he said. “I spoke to my wife and my daughter… I apologised for my actions because I just wanted my family back."Ncube said his daughter was no longer working as a prostitute and was planning to return to school."My marital problems are not over, but we have a marriage counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period in our marriage," he added.On hearing the news, his wife said: “If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago.”(source)I almost fell out of my seat after reading this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambrocious Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Hiring a prostitute to try and fix your marital issues is like hiring a professional bank robber to be a security guard in a bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atasas Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 mhuha ha!societies and expectations... PHAIL! :rolf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmad Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 I hope he got a good discount, or had it at home for free. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atasas Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 when you think about it STD's are not only disease of risk spreading from them two- sick mentality is another "gift" to their nation :sarc: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0nyB Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Sad, to be honest. Man I would've liked to see the guy's face when he saw his daughter being the prostitute, what a f-ed up moment that must've been... Sad and funny at the same time...EDIT: What irony... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myidisbb Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 would been more funny if he order two at once and the second one was his wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer Posted December 4, 2011 Author Share Posted December 4, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0nyB Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Haha, nice one, dude! :thumbsup:EDIT: Changed the picture codes, so they wouldn't work and thus save bandwich :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer Posted December 4, 2011 Author Share Posted December 4, 2011 Haha, nice one, dude! :thumbsup::cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolf Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 luckily they werent both drunk and in a dark place, might have bin ackward when they woke up sober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted December 4, 2011 Administrator Share Posted December 4, 2011 Those who don't know, it's called incest. Sites like 4chan, etc. this word is quite common. :PAnyway, sad to hear. I guess a country's economy speaks a lot about what type of way of earning one selects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeetPirate Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Girls from Zimbabwe don't look like that. :rofl: That reminds me of those singles ads that come up showing me American girls who are waiting to meet me in some local area that has no women like in the picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Just a general comment: For any man to have a daughter that turn tricks/strips for a living; You F'ed up as a father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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