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And to think This husband is responsible for other soldiers lives. Don't soldiers have to have an I.Q. above idiocy? :wtf:

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what i m feeling after reading these articles -----

:troll: :rofl: :lmao: :uhuh: :shit: :doh:

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I really think I am going to throw-up.. TOO stupid..

Genetic testing would serve a good purpose here..

Bromine in the pool would kill EVERYTHING...

Checking the seats in the theater before you plop down would be advisable as well as not trying to cover your ass, when it comes to this.. How stupid is the rest of the world...

And I have yet to watch 3D Porn.. I need something to watch it on.. or something.. BUT at any rate.. MY BODY IS READY!.. :P :lmao:

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3D is the devil, now we have proof.

3D can make woman pregnant (maybe man too...since with today tech, everything is possible ;)

so...

close all fertilisation center, and put all the woman that have difficulty getting pregnant...in a cinema, watching 3D porn.

Did her husband believe her...for real?

Will she really try to sue the cinema, and the producer?

Really?

:rolleyes: B) :lol: :P :D :s

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Mediaite reports that the site that set up the hoax, Sensacionalista, simply

grabbed a random image of a woman and child from the internet to go with the fake

story. Yesterday, Sensacionalista was left looking a little foolish itself after it was

forced to apologise to the woman and child in the picture. Apparently she had been

quickly identified and had rapidly become the subject of ridicule in her home town.

"A week ago we published an article about the woman who claimed to get pregnant

after watching a porn movie 3d," the site said.

"The article was fake and we used the photo that we found on the internet.

"Unfortunately, the article spread around the world because some sites thought that

it was real. That was not our intention.

"Sensacionalista is a small site from Brazil. We never thought that this could happen.

That’s why we are asking this family to accept our sincere apology.

"That woman and her baby in the photo had nothing to do with this article. They are

just a normal family trying to live their own lives.

"We apologise for wrongfully taking their photo and putting it in our article.

"Please, not to publish this article again and next time check what you read before

you write. This site is a humour site. Nothing here is real."

But anyway good to know what can happen when watching 3D movies. :P ^_^

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Mediaite reports that the site that set up the hoax, Sensacionalista, simply

grabbed a random image of a woman and child from the internet to go with the fake

story. Yesterday, Sensacionalista was left looking a little foolish itself after it was

forced to apologise to the woman and child in the picture. Apparently she had been

quickly identified and had rapidly become the subject of ridicule in her home town.

"A week ago we published an article about the woman who claimed to get pregnant

after watching a porn movie 3d," the site said.

"The article was fake and we used the photo that we found on the internet.

"Unfortunately, the article spread around the world because some sites thought that

it was real. That was not our intention.

"Sensacionalista is a small site from Brazil. We never thought that this could happen.

That’s why we are asking this family to accept our sincere apology.

"That woman and her baby in the photo had nothing to do with this article. They are

just a normal family trying to live their own lives.

"We apologise for wrongfully taking their photo and putting it in our article.

"Please, not to publish this article again and next time check what you read before

you write. This site is a humour site. Nothing here is real."

But anyway good to know what can happen when watching 3D movies. :P ^_^

that's why it's go in joke :lol:

Nice find. However, the Polish girl that remained pregnant from that potent strain of pool-sperm is no joke... her mum sued the hotel. So we still have a proved retard-situation on this thread :P

i'll never ever swimming in a mixed pool again,mom will kill me for sure if i got pregnant with a swimming pool :lol:

smart girl with her smart question and smart answer too :lmao:

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There's a similar case when a girl got pregnant from swimming in a sperm-infested pool, it seems...

The Sun's respectable article

Nice find. However, the Polish girl that remained pregnant from that potent strain of pool-sperm is no joke... her mum sued the hotel. So we still have a proved retard-situation on this thread :P

This is actually physically possible though. Highly unlikely, but possible.

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There's a similar case when a girl got pregnant from swimming in a sperm-infested pool, it seems...

The Sun's respectable article

Nice find. However, the Polish girl that remained pregnant from that potent strain of pool-sperm is no joke... her mum sued the hotel. So we still have a proved retard-situation on this thread :P

This is actually physically possible though. Highly unlikely, but possible.

From a chemical-medical point of view, it's something bordering on science-fiction, because the pool water contains chlorine and other substances that can destroy spermatozoa. Even if one would reach the vagina, it would have to be fit enough to swim upstream to an egg and then fertilise it... only possible for some kind of super-sperm from a parallel universe or something... maybe from the Marvel or DC universe :D

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