johndoe Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Marriage is a social union or legal contract between individuals that creates kinship. It is an institution in which interpersonal relationships, usually intimate and sexual, are acknowledged in a variety of ways, depending on the culture or subculture in which it is found. Such a union may also be called matrimony, while the ceremony that marks its beginning is usually called a wedding.People marry for many reasons, most often including one or more of the following: legal, social, emotional, economical, spiritual, and religious. These might include arranged marriages, family obligations, the legal establishment of a nuclear family unit, the legal protection of children and public declaration of love.Are you even thinking about Marriage?Read what others says about it! Secrets to a Happy Marriage:It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans.It is important to find a woman who makes good money.It is important to find a woman who likes to have s**.4. It is important that these three women never meet!I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David BissonettWhen a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha GuitryAfter marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - AnonymousBy all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - SocratesA happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes! - AnonymousWoman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - DumasThe great question; which I have not been able to answer ... is, "What does a woman want?" - FreudI had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - AnonymousSome people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henny YoungmanI don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam KinisonThere's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - James Holt McGavran I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." - Patrick MurrayIt's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married! - AnonymousMarriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. - AnonymousMarry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. - AnonymousTwo secrets to keep your marriage brimming:1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,2. Whenever you're right, shut up.- NashMy wife only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet space. - AnonymousYou know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny YoungmanMy wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney DangerfieldA good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton BerleMarriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - AnonymousI haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KotaXor Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Secrets to a Happy Marriage: It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans. It is important to find a woman who makes good money. It is important to find a woman who likes to have s**. 4. It is important that these three women never meet!Love this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapplem1 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 those were inspiring for me .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marik Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Secrets to a Happy Marriage: It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans. It is important to find a woman who makes good money. It is important to find a woman who likes to have s**. 4. It is important that these three women never meet!Love this.best damn partalso the statements are very revelating :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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