johndoe Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 It was a bright and cold winter morning, Mom and sister were at the mall so Dad decided it was a good time for a father and son chat about "the birds and the bees" with his 10 year old boy."I don't want to know!" the child cried, bursting into tears and running away to his room.The confused father followed, and as his son lay face down on his bed sobbing, dad asked what was wrong."Oh, Dad," the boy cried, "At age six, I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven, I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech. Then, at age 8, you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got NOTHING left to live for!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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