grouchysmurf Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 For your enjoyment....Allow me to explain the title in the form of a short story.....Setting: Butt-Crack of dawn, alarm sounding.As with allot of people, I wake to an alarm clock, which in this case happens to be my Motorola Cliq cell phone,rooted, fully customized, and loaded with all the stuff I like.Internal Dialog.....Brain, clearing a bit, body rolling out of bed. Right hand to grab and silence cell alarm.Stumbling 230lbs of body frame in the direction of the rest room, the throne awaits.Pass by table, right hand release cell onto table. FAILURE..release command not received by right hand.Phone in transit with body.Entering bathroom, release command finally received, phone now on bathroom counter.Approach throne and take customary position. Download in progress.Download complete. Throne cleared. Fresh blue water, (courtesy of Tidy-Bowl).Business complete, turning towards sink, again right hand and arm failing to respond to commands.Right hand does sweeping motion, no command given, connects with phone, (wait for it).Slow motion vision on. Visual display of Motorola Cliq doing a perfect 2 and a half gainer and landingdead center of blue water.Left hand, emergency rescue, right hand non responsive.End slow motion vision.Left hand blue.Thermal touch screen, blue. After drying, blue with blue screen of death.Right hand to be fired. Replace with hook?End of internal dialog. External dialog now commencing. Unable to repeat external dialogin this setting.Now, as for the title....Eligible for an upgrade. Upgrading from Cliq wayyyyyyyyy to expensive. Able to afford Gravity T, newest version.Mem card recovered. Programs forever lost.Left hand still blue......Still grouchy.EOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HX1 Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 I ... I uhhhmm.. jus'd hhuhh hmm.... Well... oooo.. LOL..If the door was wide open on this one.. as they say... and it's that easy to walk in.. Nickname and all... This would be m#^#!@#$%^&* outerspace.. I am speechless however at everything flowing through my head right now.. and momentarily giddy with laughter.. and fully of witty whimsical retorts that just go on for days... years even.. irony..I honestly thought this was about getting a downgrade notification after 'rooting' your phone...Really sorry about your phone.. BUT I hope you can recover nicely... Morale of this story is that it is not necessary to even think about your phone.. or anything else.. until your own business is taken care of.. shower and all.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grouchysmurf Posted August 29, 2011 Author Share Posted August 29, 2011 I ... I uhhhmm.. jus'd hhuhh hmm.... Well... oooo.. LOL..If the door was wide open on this one.. as they say... and it's that easy to walk in.. Nickname and all... This would be m#^#!@#$%^&* outerspace.. I am speechless however at everything flowing through my head right now.. and momentarily giddy with laughter.. and fully of witty whimsical retorts that just go on for days... years even.. irony..I honestly thought this was about getting a downgrade notification after 'rooting' your phone...Really sorry about your phone.. BUT I hope you can recover nicely... Morale of this story is that it is not necessary to even think about your phone.. or anything else.. until your own business is taken care of.. shower and all..If it brought a giggle to your day, then I am glad.Something good had to come from this.And yes, the door on this one was left wide open...allow the retorts to flow :w00t: :rofl: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majithia23 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 nice script ...... :P............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grouchysmurf Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 nice script ...... :P...............Just an example of the truth is funnier than make believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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