"Office Boy At Microsoft"

[Noddy]

Office Boy At Microsoft

A jobless man applies for the position of ‘office boy’ at Microsoft. The HR Manager interviews him - then watches over him, cleaning the floor. “You are hired” he says. "Write down your e-mail address here and I'll mail you the application to fill in with the date from when you may commence”. The candidate replies "But I don't even possess a computer, how could I possibly have an email ID”. "I'm sorry", says the HR manager, "If you don't have an email ID., that means you don’t exist. Unfortunately, only somebody who exists, can have this job”. The candidate leaves in dejection.

He doesn't know what to do, with just 10 $ in his pocket. He decides to visit the supermarket and buy a crate of tomatoes. With the crate on his head, he goes door to door selling tomatoes. Within a couple of hours, he succeeds in doubling his capital. He repeats this thrice, and returns home with an handsome profit. The man realizes that he can survive in this fashion, and starts enjoying his new found business. Thus, his money doubles or triples each day. Shortly, he purchases a cart, then a truck. Soon, he owns his own fleet of delivery vehicles. Five years later, the man becomes one of the biggest food retailers of the US of A.

He wishes to secure his family's future, and decides to invest and cover his life with Insurance. He summons an Insurance Agent from a local Life Insurance Company for an Insurance Plan. As the proposal form is being filled up, the Insurance Agent asks for his email ID. The man replies, "I don't have an email address." The Insurance Agent exclaims, "You don't have an email ID., and yet have succeeded in building such an huge empire. Can you imagine what you could have been, if you had an email ID?". The man ruminates for a while and replies, "Yes, I'd have been an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:

1) Internet is not the solution to your life.

2) If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can still be a millionaire.

3) If you received this message by email or through some post in a Forum, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire . . .

Have a great day - happy new year!!!

P.S - Do not forward this post back to me, I’m logging off all my PMs & trying to sell tomatoes!!!

[dock98]

let us know how you make out.

[LoKz]

Hope you make it with the Tomatoes lol