"The Poor Baby"

[Noddy]

The Poor Baby

Project Manager:

Person who believes nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

Developer

Person who believes it will take 18 months to deliver the baby.

Onsite Coordinator:

Person who believes single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Marketing Manager:

Person who believes he can deliver the baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team:

People who don't need a man or woman; they'll produce the baby with zero resources.

Documentation Team:

People who don't care whether the baby is delivered; they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor:

Person who is never ever pleased with the process of producing the baby.

Client:

Person who doesn't understand why he needs the baby.