"Morons' Dictionary (Addendum)"

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Morons' Dictionary (Addendum)

Antibody - against everyone

Artery - study of the paintings

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria

Ceasarean section - a district in Rome

Cardiology - advanced study of poker playing

Cat scan - searching for lost pussy

Chronic - neck of a crow

Coma - punctuation mark

Cortisone - area around local court

Cyst - short for sister

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana

Dislocation - in this place

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans

Enema - not a friend

Fake labour - pretending to work

Genes - blue denim

Hernia - she is close by

Impotent - distinguished / well known

Labour pain - hurt at work

Lactose - people without toes

Lymph - walk unsteadily

Microbes - small dressing gown

Obesity - city of Obe

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize

Proteins - in favour of teens

Pulse - grain

Pus - small cat

Red blood count - Dracula

Secretion - hiding anything

Tablet - small table

Ultrasound - radical noise

Urine - opposite of you are out

Varicose - very close