"Why Grandma Should Be Kept Away From Court"

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Why Grandma Should Be Kept Away From Court

In a trial, a small-town Prosecuting Attorney summons his first witness, an elderly grandmother, to the stand.

He approaches her asking; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responds, "Why yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Oh yes, I know you."

The lawyer is stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he points across the room asking, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the Defense Attorney?"

She again replies, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley ever since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the State. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Oh yes, I know him."

The Defense Attorney is livid.

The judge signals both the lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice growls:

"If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."

[rashad]

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