Noddy Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Cyanide Is A Welcome CommodityA lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist says, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"The lady then explains she simply needs to poison her husband.The pharmacist's is shocked as he says, "Lord, have mercy – I can't sell you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"The lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.The pharmacist looks dreamily at the picture and replies, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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