"The Priest And The Hair Remover"

[Noddy]

"The Priest And The Hair Remover"

A lady is on a plane, arriving from Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a nice priest. She asks him, "Excuse me Father, could I ask you a favor?"

The priest replies, "Of course my child. What can I do for you?"

“I have a small problem and wonder whether you could help. I bought myself a brand new sophisticated gadget known commonly by women as ‘hair remover’, for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the Customs duty declaration limits. As I do not have enough money left to pay duty, I am worried that they will confiscate it at Customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"

The priest hesitates, "Well …… I could, my child. But, you must appreciate that being a priest, I cannot lie!"

The lady says, "You have such an honest face Father. I am sure they would never frisk you"

So, she gives him the 'hair remover', which the priest puts under his cassock. The aircraft arrives at its destination. The priest presents himself to one of the Customs Officers.

He asks the priest, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

The priest replies truthfully, "Son ……… from the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare"

Finding this reply rather strange, the Customs Officer asks suspiciously, "And from the sash down father, ……… what do you have?"

Again the priest replies truthfully, "Son …… I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but ……… which has never ever been used!"

Breaking out in laughter, the Customs Officer says "Move on Father. Next person please...!”

[Naughton]

haha no bad :)

[shought]

Seen this one be4 still ike it though!