Best Computer Newbie Phrases

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Best Computer Newbie Phrases

These are actual things we've heard from computer newbies. Scary but true.

• Intercom Explorer
  
• Can you get RAM on a CD?
  
• I think I deleted the internet.
  
• Whenever I'm on the phone, I can't dial up. I think that's a bug.
  
• I can't find my desktop!
  
• Windows Me 2000
  
• It says "webmasteratalteringtime.com" isn't a valid email address!
  
• My computer is performing illegal operations! Am I in trouble?
  
• I think it might be a problem with the soft drive.
  
• When I print, the holes are on the wrong side... I think I need to get the printer repaired.
  
• How do I download more ink for my printer?
  
• Outback Express
  
• I don't think my keyboard has an "any" key.
  
• Do I have to shut down the computer before I restart?
  
• Noo! My taskbar is really big again! Why me?!
  
• Windows HP
  
• I can never remember... do CDs go in label side up or down?
  
• Are the numbers supposed to be in lowercase too?
  
• Desktop eh? Is that under Programs?
  
• It won't let me type my password... all I get is black dots.