{Joke} Hi, we’re prostitutes

[Bolt_Gundam510]

A lady approaches her priest & tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have

two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“Well, what do they say?” the priest inquired.

“They only know how to say, Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?”

“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your

problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house & I will put them

with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray & read the bible. My

parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase & your

female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”

“Thank you!” the woman responded. The next day the woman brings her female

parrots to the priest’s house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads

& praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the

male parrots & the female parrots say, “Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have

some fun?”

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the

beads away, our prayers have been answered!”

[pustime]

Good one :P