{joke} Sandy and her Man Jim

[Bolt_Gundam510]

Jim proposed to Sandy. Prior to accepting his proposal, Sandy decided to confess to her man that she had a childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease as a child, that left her with breasts that stopped maturing at the age of 12 year old.

Jim told her that it was OK because he loved her so much. However,he felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in her eyes and said, "I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant. I hope you can deal with that once we are married.

Sandy said, "Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant-sized penis."

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they quickly engaged in some heavy foreplay, touching, teasing, holding one another. No sooner than Sandy put her hands in Jim's trousers to fondle his penis she removed them and ran from the room screaming!

Jim, somewhat mystified, ran after her. Once he caught up with her he asked, "What's the problem?"

She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant."

Jim replied, "It is ... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long."