implague Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their Family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in lookingtired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said ashe surveyed the worried faces."The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain Transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the Brain yourselves." The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great Length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "Rs. 50,000 for a male brain, and Rs. 200 for a Female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding Eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to Control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire Group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the Price of the female brains, because they've actually been used, the male Brains are hardly ever used by the owners. So they are as good as new" I see you all laughing now! Good, that was the idea....Laughter is the best medicine! Have a nice day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0nyB Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 :rofl: Nice one! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shought Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Technically a used brain would cost more than an unused brain (since using your brain 'improves' (or rather: conditions) it) :PI LOLed nevertheless :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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