the maids raise

[dock98]

The Maid asked for a raise:

The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you

want an increase?"

Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The

first is that I iron better than you.

Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "The Master said so."

Madam: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"

Maria: "The Master did."

Madam: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"

Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."

SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!

[gagquin]

:P :P :D Great !!! :D :D :D

[shought]

Hehe nice one dock ;-)