The Kiss:

[GrandPa]

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl

about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive,

he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked,

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had.

That's a real talent you are wasting. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."