GrandPa Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand."There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matchessitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry."Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously."No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him."Your boyfriend or brother then?" he asked."No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear."Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before my operation." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedrito Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Yikes! :fear: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shajt Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienForce1 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 :oops: You never know what you get ... :wtf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KotaXor Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 OMG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 OMFG I'm getting sick my stomach is empty after a Vommit a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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